New York Sharpened
The New York comedy scene forges a specific kind of comic — fast, fearless, and allergic to sentimentality. These bits carry that edge.
“My body's a temple. Unfortunately, it's one of those temples in a war zone.”
Soup to Nuts - Joke Machine
Mark Normand
Soup to Nuts, Netflix, 2023
“My apartment is so small, I have to go outside to change my mind.”
New York City Survival
Mark Normand
Various specials and late-night appearances
“Dating apps are just online shopping for people.”
Dating in the Modern Era
Mark Normand
Various specials and appearances
Getting Fired from SNL
Shane Gillis
Live in Austin, 2021 / Beautiful Dogs, 2023
History Guys
Shane Gillis
Beautiful Dogs, 2023
Shark Party
Anthony Jeselnik
Thoughts and Prayers, 2015
“Your thoughts and prayers aren't helping anyone. Do you know what that is? That's you saying, 'Don't forget about me today.'”
Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik
Thoughts and Prayers, 2015
“Google 'Bill Cosby rape.' That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.”
The Cosby Bit
Hannibal Buress
Live stand-up at the Trocadero, Philadelphia, 2014
“Apple juice—it's a C-minus beverage.”
Apple Juice
Hannibal Buress
Animal Furnace, 2012
“I love Black people, but I hate n****s.”
Black People vs. N****s
Chris Rock
Bring the Pain, 1996
“If a bullet cost $5,000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders.”
Bullet Control
Chris Rock
Bigger & Blacker, 1999