Political
13 bits
“They killed Malcolm X... and we let them get away with it.”
8:46
Dave Chappelle
YouTube, June 2020
“There are some words you can never say on television... seven words.”
Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television
George Carlin
Class Clown, 1972
“Shell shock. Battle fatigue. Post-traumatic stress disorder. The pain is completely buried under jargon.”
Soft Language
George Carlin
Doin' It Again, 1990
“I love Black people, but I hate n****s.”
Black People vs. N****s
Chris Rock
Bring the Pain, 1996
“If a bullet cost $5,000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders.”
Bullet Control
Chris Rock
Bigger & Blacker, 1999
“Murder is legal in the state of California.”
Weekend Update: OJ Simpson
Norm Macdonald
Saturday Night Live, 1994-1998
“It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
The American Dream
George Carlin
Life Is Worth Losing, 2005
“But He loves you. He loves you and He needs money!”
Religion Is Bullshit
George Carlin
You Are All Diseased, 1999
“We need to start randomly sinking cruise ships.”
Population Control
Bill Burr
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way, 2014
“The kid in China who actually built it is the genius.”
Steve Jobs
Bill Burr
Walk Your Way Out, 2017
“It's all bullshit, folks. And it's bad for ya.”
Advertising and Bullshit
George Carlin
Jammin' in New York, 1992
“We had a president who was an ex-alcoholic, an ex-cokehead, and a deserter. And he went to war.”
Weapons of Self Destruction
Robin Williams
Weapons of Self Destruction, 2009
Trump vs. Biden
Shane Gillis
Beautiful Dogs, 2023