Rant
8 bits
“I hope you all get cancer and your favorite player on the Phillies gets cancer.”
The Philadelphia Incident
Bill Burr
Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, 2006
“There's an epidemic of gold-digging whores in this country.”
Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores
Bill Burr
Why Do I Do This?, 2008
“Any job you can do in your pajamas is not the hardest job on the planet.”
Motherhood Isn't The Hardest Job
Bill Burr
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way, 2014
“BIKES!”
Bikes
Tom Segura
Disgraceful, 2018
“There's no reason to hit a woman? I could give you like seventeen right now.”
No Reason to Hit a Woman
Bill Burr
You People Are All the Same, 2012
“We need to start randomly sinking cruise ships.”
Population Control
Bill Burr
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way, 2014
“The kid in China who actually built it is the genius.”
Steve Jobs
Bill Burr
Walk Your Way Out, 2017
“People who whistle. Just walking around, whistling.”
People Who Ought to Be Killed
George Carlin
Back in Town, 1996