Satire
9 bits
“If you have hate in your heart, let it out.”
Clayton Bigsby
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 1, Episode 1, 2003
“With the first pick in the racial draft, the Black delegation selects... Tiger Woods.”
The Racial Draft
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 2, 2004
“If a bullet cost $5,000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders.”
Bullet Control
Chris Rock
Bigger & Blacker, 1999
“Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?”
Tyrone Biggums
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Seasons 1-2, 2003-2004
“IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!”
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 1, 2003
“Can you say 'scumbucket'? Sure, I knew you could.”
Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood
Eddie Murphy
Saturday Night Live, 1981-1984
“Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia—King Tut!”
King Tut
Steve Martin
Saturday Night Live, 1978 / Single release
“Your thoughts and prayers aren't helping anyone. Do you know what that is? That's you saying, 'Don't forget about me today.'”
Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik
Thoughts and Prayers, 2015
Fire in the Maternity Ward
Anthony Jeselnik
Fire in the Maternity Ward, 2019