Professor of Logic

The Airplane

Nate Bargatze Nate Bargatze
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Various specials

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“The middle seat is punishment. God looked at your life and said, 'Middle seat.'”

Nate Bargatze flies constantly. As a touring comedian, he's on planes several times a week. You'd think he'd be used to it. He is not used to it.

The airplane material is a recurring thread through Bargatze's specials, and it showcases his gift for finding comedy in mild discomfort. These aren't horror stories about airline disasters—they're stories about the low-grade anxiety of existing in a metal tube with strangers.

"Every time I fly, I think I'm going to die. Every time. And I know that's irrational. I know planes are safe. But the second that door closes, my brain goes, 'This is it. This is how it ends.'"

The comedy escalates through a series of observations about airplane behavior: the way everyone pretends the safety demonstration isn't about their potential death, the unspoken war over armrest territory, the person who reclines their seat as though the three inches of space they've claimed is worth a human relationship.

"The middle seat is punishment. I don't know what you did, but you did something. God looked at your life and said, 'Middle seat.'"

Bargatze's delivery makes the material sing. He speaks slowly, almost apologetically, as though he's embarrassed to be admitting these fears out loud. The hesitation creates space for the audience to recognize themselves in every observation.

"I always clap when the plane lands. I know you're not supposed to. I know it's embarrassing. But we just didn't die, and I think that's worth acknowledging."

The airplane material works because it's about the gap between how we want to behave (calm, rational adults) and how we actually behave (anxious animals pretending to read SkyMall). Bargatze is the audience's representative—the person willing to say out loud what everyone else is thinking in 14B.