Celebrity
15 bits
“I bet the 'Board' is spelled B-O-R-E-D.”
Chairman of the Board
Norm Macdonald
Late Night with Conan O'Brien, 1998
“With the first pick in the racial draft, the Black delegation selects... Tiger Woods.”
The Racial Draft
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 2, 2004
“Steven Seagal believes he's a reincarnated Buddhist lama.”
Steven Seagal Stories
Tom Segura
Ball Hog, 2020
“Mr. T! What you doin'? I'm gon' whup yo' ass, Eddie!”
James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub
Eddie Murphy
Delirious, 1983
“Murder is legal in the state of California.”
Weekend Update: OJ Simpson
Norm Macdonald
Saturday Night Live, 1994-1998
“The only hill he had left to climb!”
Arnold and His Maid
Bill Burr
You People Are All the Same, 2012
“I'm Rick James, bitch!”
Rick James
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 2, 2004
“The kid in China who actually built it is the genius.”
Steve Jobs
Bill Burr
Walk Your Way Out, 2017
“IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK!”
Samuel L. Jackson Beer
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Season 1, 2003
“Everybody called me a bitch. Will slapped me, and I was the bitch.”
Selective Outrage - Will Smith
Chris Rock
Selective Outrage, 2023 (Netflix Live)
“My character has more fans than I do. Huell's winning.”
Huell Babineaux
Lavell Crawford
Various specials and interviews
“Google 'Bill Cosby rape.' That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.”
The Cosby Bit
Hannibal Buress
Live stand-up at the Trocadero, Philadelphia, 2014
Tom Brady Roast
Nikki Glaser
Netflix Roast of Tom Brady, 2024
Back to School
Rodney Dangerfield
Various performances, 1980s
The Roasts
Anthony Jeselnik
Various Comedy Central Roasts