My Dad Was 70
Various specials and This Past Weekend podcast
Find on Amazon“My dad was so old, his childhood stories were about the Depression. The actual Depression.”
Theo Von's father was 70 years old when Theo was born. This is the central fact of Theo's comedy—the biographical detail that explains everything else. His childhood was different because his father was different, and his father was different because his father was born in 1910.
"My dad was so old, his childhood stories were about the Depression. Not like being sad—the actual Depression. The one with soup lines."
The material about his father appears across specials and podcast episodes, building a portrait of a man who existed slightly outside of time. While other kids' dads were coaching Little League, Theo's father was napping. While other dads were in their thirties and forties, his father was collecting Social Security.
"My dad would pick me up from school and other parents thought he was my grandpa. He wasn't offended. He was too tired to be offended."
But the material goes deeper than age jokes. Theo uses his father's age as a way to explore generational disconnection—the strangeness of being raised by someone whose frame of reference is fundamentally different from your own. His father grew up in a world without television, without antibiotics, without the cultural assumptions that Theo and his peers took for granted.
"My dad didn't understand anything about my life. Not one thing. I'd try to explain what I was doing and he'd look at me like I was speaking another language. Because to him, I was. He was from 1910. I was from whatever planet 1980 was."
The tenderness beneath the comedy is what makes it resonate. Theo clearly loved his father, and the jokes are a way of preserving him—turning a complicated, unusual relationship into something an audience can understand and share.
"He died when I was a teenager. Which is what happens when your dad is 70 when you're born. The math doesn't work. But for the time we had, he was the most interesting person I ever met."
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