Dark Humor
32 bits
“Ain't that better?”
Ain't That Better
Patrice O'Neal
Various live performances
“Death said: 'Richard... you know you done fucked up, right?'”
The Heart Attack
Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert, 1979
“When you're on fire and running down the street, people get out of your way.”
The Fire
Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor: Live on the Sunset Strip, 1982
“BIKES!”
Bikes
Tom Segura
Disgraceful, 2018
“Looked right at the camera. At the gas station. That you go to every day.”
The First 48
Tom Segura
Completely Normal, 2014
“I still do, but I used to, too.”
I Used to Do Drugs
Mitch Hedberg
Mitch All Together, 2003
“Murder is legal in the state of California.”
Weekend Update: OJ Simpson
Norm Macdonald
Saturday Night Live, 1994-1998
“It's called the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it.”
The American Dream
George Carlin
Life Is Worth Losing, 2005
“But He loves you. He loves you and He needs money!”
Religion Is Bullshit
George Carlin
You Are All Diseased, 1999
“We lie to you because we care about your feelings.”
Men Need to Cheat
Patrice O'Neal
Elephant in the Room, 2011
“Your browser history is closer to who you really are than your personality.”
The Internet Is Like Your Brain
Patrice O'Neal
Opie & Anthony appearances, various
“I am a professional.”
The German Guy
Norm Macdonald
Norm Macdonald Live, various talk show appearances
“We need to start randomly sinking cruise ships.”
Population Control
Bill Burr
I'm Sorry You Feel That Way, 2014
“The internet didn't make us bad. It just showed us what we already were.”
The Web Junk 20 Roast
Patrice O'Neal
VH1's Web Junk 20, 2006
“Is this the five o'clock free crack giveaway?”
Tyrone Biggums
Dave Chappelle
Chappelle's Show, Seasons 1-2, 2003-2004
“People who whistle. Just walking around, whistling.”
People Who Ought to Be Killed
George Carlin
Back in Town, 1996
“Man, I ain't scared of nothing. I drink wine.”
The Wino and the Junkie
Richard Pryor
Richard Pryor: Live in Concert, 1979
“I saw things as a kid that I didn't understand until I was an adult.”
Growing Up in Peoria
Richard Pryor
Various specials, 1971-1982
“Your body just goes, 'We're shutting down.' And you're like, 'I didn't agree to this.'”
Death and Dying
Tom Segura
Mostly Stories, 2016
“My dad was so old, his childhood stories were about the Depression. The actual Depression.”
My Dad Was 70
Theo Von
Various specials and This Past Weekend podcast
“All my problems are stuck together. You can't solve one without pulling on all the others.”
The Rat King
Theo Von
This Past Weekend podcast / Various appearances
“Being sober is like being in a relationship with yourself that you didn't ask for.”
Addiction and Recovery
Theo Von
This Past Weekend podcast / Various specials
Grandmother's Song
Steve Martin
Various live performances, Comedy Is Not Pretty (1979)
Down Syndrome Superman
Shane Gillis
Live in Austin, 2021
Shark Party
Anthony Jeselnik
Thoughts and Prayers, 2015
“Your thoughts and prayers aren't helping anyone. Do you know what that is? That's you saying, 'Don't forget about me today.'”
Thoughts and Prayers
Anthony Jeselnik
Thoughts and Prayers, 2015
The Jeselnik Method
Anthony Jeselnik
Caligula, 2013
My Grandmother
Anthony Jeselnik
Caligula, 2013
Tom Brady Roast
Nikki Glaser
Netflix Roast of Tom Brady, 2024
The Roasts
Anthony Jeselnik
Various Comedy Central Roasts
Fire in the Maternity Ward
Anthony Jeselnik
Fire in the Maternity Ward, 2019
Baby Jokes
Anthony Jeselnik
Various specials and performances